So Ariel convinced me to do this thing.... I guess it's what people do now...
Online dating.
Online dating.
At first, I was pretty sure that I would only meet ax murderer's but after a week of this, I have accepted that the people on these sites are just like me... Annoyed with dating and looking for someone to be annoyed with.
Or there are the people on there that you just stare at and ask... What are you doing?
Or there are the people on there that you just stare at and ask... What are you doing?
Just so you know... I could make this post ENTIRELY out of gifs so just
DEAL WITH IT OK?!
DEAL WITH IT OK?!
There's a certain beauty to online dating. Instead of meeting someone in person, you just swipe left if you don't like what you see/read. On the face of it, that seems like THE MOST shallow way to go about things.
Oh you aren't hot enough or tall enough. SWIPE.
You don't like dogs. SWIPE.
I don't like that freckle. SWIPE.
But, if you actually find the person somewhat attractive [I tend to click on the ones that are semi-attractive to attractive just in case they have a good personality. Most of the time that's not the case but I give them the benefit of the doubt anyway. you're welcome] then you can read about them and see if you like the same things and have the same morals. It just makes it so much easier!
And when you find someone with the same ideas as you...
Oh you aren't hot enough or tall enough. SWIPE.
You don't like dogs. SWIPE.
I don't like that freckle. SWIPE.
But, if you actually find the person somewhat attractive [I tend to click on the ones that are semi-attractive to attractive just in case they have a good personality. Most of the time that's not the case but I give them the benefit of the doubt anyway. you're welcome] then you can read about them and see if you like the same things and have the same morals. It just makes it so much easier!
And when you find someone with the same ideas as you...
In the next few weeks there will be stories. OH THE STORIES. I kind of can't wait so just....
check back and make sure I'm still alive.
K, thanks.
check back and make sure I'm still alive.
K, thanks.