The following is a guide that Ariel wrote in March that we are both TRYING to follow.
A Guide to Dating for the Post Grad. Or for the Human Being, really.
By Ariel So you've graduated in one piece (though how long you stay that way is partly dependent on college loans). You have a job or are in grad school, maybe living the dream or maybe working retail (or maybe that's the dream. who am I to judge.)- or maybe you don't have a job at all and are panicking as you read this sentence. Whichever way, you are alive and breathing and even if you don't consider yourself one, other people now see you as (or at the very least make jokes about you being) an adult. Congratulations. YOU'VE MADE IT. Just kidding. You actually haven't. Because now you have to find the love of your life, or at least an adequate temporary remedy (or series of them) to attach to yourself to in order to keep your mom, awkward distant relatives and all those pesky suitors/admirers off your back. And guess what? You don't get to hang out in a dorm lounge with a bunch of people until you hit it off with someone. Gone are the days of scouting out your college's cafeteria for someone attractive who makes eye contact with you then demurely blushes and looks away. If you did that now, you'd just be the creepy alum who never left and preys on undergrads. Gross. What's left are slim pickings: the wonderful world of online dating (DTF? anyone??), the desperately combing through college acquaintances who have stayed in the area for prospective romance, the constant and exhausting task of "putting yourself out there" (because really? what does that even mean?), the blind dates set up through mutual friends, the meeting a rando who looks totally normal and pretty cute and turns out to be an ex porn star... The possibilities are endless. And charged with promise. So in the midst of this exciting foray stand you. Alone, supremely confident, and poised for action. About to take the dating world by storm. You're ready. Or are you? Let's run through a couple hypothetical scenarios real quick: 1. Someone who you like as a person invites you to his or her house; you hang out and do one of various activities. (OR: You invite someone who you like as a person, etc.) 2. Someone, who you think is kind of cute and maybe has attractive personality qualities, invites you to hang out one-on-one. 3. You are pretty sure this person likes you, but you only like him or her as a friend and maybe he'll get over it or it's just an idle crush, but you still want to hang out because you value him as a person. So you invite said person to hang out. 4. You like someone. You are pretty sure this someone likes you back. You've been reading the signs. And you're hanging out one on one RIGHT NOW OMG OMG. After reading the hypotheticals, which, if any, would you consider a date? If your answered "yes" to any one of the above, welcome to the 21st century and thanks for being one of the people that makes it CONFUSING TO EXIST, YOU ABSOLUTE JERK. Who, me, bitter? Not even a little. If you answered "yes," then THIS POST IS FOR YOU. According to a recent survey commissioned by ChristianMingle.com and JDate.com, 69% of singles can't discern whether they're on a date or just hanging out when spending time with a potentially date-able person. The struggle is real. But guess what? It doesn't have to be. What if collectively we decided that confidence- in ourselves and in other people- is sexy? What if a date was only a date if someone used the word "date" or something equally clear? What if we openly communicated our intentions of liking someone and wanting to spend time getting to know that someone more pointedly? Here are some side effects of this glorious world that I like to imagine is possible:
Because life is too short to be wondering whether or not you're on a date. And you know what? It's also too long to be wondering that, too. You've got your whole life to live. Hopefully it's long, and hopefully it's full of incredible adventures and wonderful people who make it worthwhile. You don't need to concentrate on finding one person who can validate you- focus instead on the people who matter to you and who you matter to, too. Let yourself be loved, and love others as best as you can. And if you like someone, you're tired of casual one-on-one hangouts, and are feeling brave? Ask him out. You know, on a date. |